If you still think heaven’s going to be a quiet place….you might be religious

If it’s been more than a month since you shouted anything in happiness or anger…..you might be religious

If people ask what religion you are and you answer with your denomination….you might be religious

If it don’t take all that…you really might be religious

And finally, if you speak in tongues for longer than you talk to visitors at church…..you might be religious

If the preacher has ever had to wait for you to finish your “Amen” commentary….you might be religious.

If young sisters take their earrings out when they see you coming….you might be religious

And finally, if the name of your church ends with the name of your Pastor….you really might be religious.

If you’re offended by happy preachers….you might be religious

If you read your bible more than you talk to God……you really might be religious.

And finally, if you need to justify having a good time by quoting scripture……you might be religious.